I like things that go boom

Leader of the Laundromat, by Audrey Lynne 1/1

This was originally written for the "Ways to Die" challenge over on sga_flashfic, so it's not new, exactly, but I figured I ought to post it here, considering this is the "official" comm for this AU. :-D

Title: Leader of the Laundromat
Author: Audrey Lynne
Pairing: Rodney/Radek
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None needed :)
Spoilers: None
Summary: John and Rodney do their laundry.  And talk.  And if things like autoerotic asphyxiation and other undignified ways to die come up, along with the death of Rodney's single status...well, that's just par for the course around this place. 

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Radek angle

Touch-A, Touch-A, Touch Me 1/1

Well, the Bar is back. :)  Rodney and Radek were cooperating with my muse quite nicely after a few comments leaper182 happened to make--and, so, this tale resulted.

Title: Touch-A, Touch-A, Touch Me
Author: Audrey Lynne
Rating: R for boy-touching and other sexual references (and Rodney still likes to curse. :))
Pairing: Rodney/Radek
Summary: Never challenge your boyfriend to see who can be more evil.  Especially not if your boyfriend is both sneaky and Czech....

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Radek is love

We've Only Just Begun, 1/2

Hey, all, back with another segment of The Bar AU.  Pull up a stool, have John pour you a drink; it's date night.  Yes, I finally got around to writing Rodney and Radek's first date.  Consider it retroactive, as it takes place right after "The Bar" (the intro story) but before any of the others.  No need to read The Bar first, though author's pride makes me encourage it.  Just remember, it's AU, and you can find the info on the set-up in the intro post or on the comm info page.  That said...bring on the fic.

Title: We've Only Just Begun
Author: Audrey Lynne
Rating: PG-13 because Rodney lives in New York here and he swears frequently. :)
Pairing: Rodney/Radek
Summary: Rodney and Radek go on a date.  Their first.  If you can't immediately think of three things that could go wrong, you don't know these characters very well.  :)

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White and nerdy

And now for something completely different....

Audrey's note: 

 [info]nickespix gave me an absolutely awesome muffin recipe with hillarious SGA-themed instructions.  My mind, being what it is, immediately had Rodney baking the damned things.  I tried them, but due to some personal preferences, altered the basic recipe and Rodney's commentary got to me…so, hence, the original "McBeck muffin" recipe, vs. 2.0  … the "Yes, Rodney Can Too Bake, Dammit" muffins.  Set in the Bar AU, cause that's where I could pull it off.

I promise the fic accompanying this recipe is coming soon.

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Serious bizness

The Big Damn Mini Table





So - the table for the 5x5 challenge. 


001.Friends002.Strangers003.Enemies004.Lovers005.Family
006.Bite007.Lick008.Suck009.Stroke010.Fuck
011.Rope012.Toys013.Fast014.Slow015.Unconventional
016.Touch017.Taste018.Smell019.See020.Hear
021.Night022.Day023.Light024.Dark025.Silence